When she finds someone at last

I fucking killed that thing dead. I am fucking Conan the Barbarian. Well, okay, maybe Red Sonja. She-Ra? I'm one those.

And now I have a new friend to help me through the desert. He can't talk, however. Something ripped out his tongue. He wrote his name out in the sand, though. It's Boyd.

Well, me and my new buddy Boyd are going to feast on some dead giant lizard-thing now. And then toast with some cactus water.

And then we're going to find a way to get the fuck out of here.

 -- April Chase